Science Experiment #1

April 2, 2010

Step one. Catch a fly.

Step two. Find a jar, get him or her into the jar, and poke a few holes for him or her to breath.

Step three. Find garbage, and lots of it. We don’t want our friendly experiment to die sooner than they need to.

Step four. Check to see if he or she likes light or dark. Shine a light on the jar and see what he or she does. Act according.

Step five. Count how many days he or she will live with at least four helpings of garbage a day.

Step six. Once life expires have a proper burial and keep your notes forever.

Step seven. Learn that life is short, but not that short.

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