I am a real girl

June 3, 2010

I don’t brush my hair, or scrub my feet. I’m ugly when I wake up, and I sit down to pee. I roll my own cigarettes, and I smoke my own weed. I sweat, I fart, and belch if I need; you may think I’m gross but I am the real deal. I drink milk from the bag, and eat pizza cold; I probably wouldn’t mind if it was a little old. I refuse to take shit that is unnecessary but simply because I’m no fuckin’ fairy.

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